The girl
was wearing red, with hood and frill,
the big
bad wolf used Granny as a snack,
when Red
turned up he knew he'd have his fill,
in
Granny's robe and specs he hit the sack.
"Hello,"
she said, "I've brought some cakes for tea,
how come
your eyes are huge - you got the flu?"
The wolf
replied: "That's so poor Gran can see,"
"But -
so's your nose, and dang, your teeth are too!"
The wolf
was only toying with the dame,
a lucky
day - two juicy girls to munch,
he threw
the covers off, "I'm glad you came,
your Gran
was breakfast - now you'll do for lunch!"
She
screamed, a woodsman burst in through the door,
that wolf
won't dress in nighties any more.
.
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